Tabulas is dead.

its a god-awful small affair when all its patrons leave it for livejournal. janet and i are the only ones left, and even we have strayed.


oh! you pretty thing! don't you know you are driving your mamas and papas insane?

you MUST make way for the homo superior!

--emily

ps: this may be my last entry. . . oh dear. . .

A DAY IN THE LIFE

actually three days:

friday:
-went to jane's
-watched her hair get straightened for four hours
-twas a beautiful sight
-very TV movie-worthy
-went over to janet's
-jackie made hilarious joke
-prosthetic leg on ski lift story
- big cheese joke
-went to David Bowie's Area website
-listened to VG soundtrack
-went out to dinner
-mexican food
-amazing "oh senyor" story by walter
-went back to janet's abode
-watched ZSATSFMTMP
-watched david letterman
-went to sleep
Saturday:
-woke up
-had breakfast
-played curses! and apples to apples
-barney moment=amazing
-oh grandma!
-fragrant 70s
-T Rex impersonation
-horrifying rock concerts
-horrifying hairballs
-liam came over
-love him dearly
-rotting milk story
-out to pizza
-dying mexicans
-impersonation of stuttering boy
-bad news cakes
-you're adopted!
-you speak good english
-'in joke'
-young ruffians attempted to throw spitball at us
-failed miserably
-graham laughed uncontrollably
-twas a beautiful sight
-disturbing auctions
-went home
-babysat for adam
-played modified version of rummikub
-watched barney
-played modified version of pokemon
-talked about the dentist
-do you like when the dentist puts the vacuum in your mouth?
-do you like the foamy stuff?
-i wanna be a doctor when i grow up!
-went home
-watched SNL
-went to sleep
Sunday:
-woke up
-took shower
-Gabby carpooled con mi to Ringo Party
-went to Ringo Party
-pet Maggie for prolonged period of time
-the dog with the cashmere ears
-walked to Blockbuster
-accused of insanity by Blockbuster clerk
-rented 'Help!'
-walked back to Jane's
-watched RingoRama
-there goes me knighthood
-stop ya bastards! stop!
-musicians, instruments and jammin. 2 beautiful words.
-walked to Tudor house for tea and crumpets
-were British
-walked back
-took beach route
-twas lovely
-feet ached quite much
-watched Help!
-greatest film of all time
-too many quoteworthy moments to quote
-forced Gabby's father to wait for an hour
-went home
-had dinner
-watched Lakers lose
-a tad of crying involved in that one
-went to sleep
Monday:
-woke up
-had breakfast
-talked with Maffa about how Cambridge=alkatraz
-went online
-saw that i had 42 new messages
-deleted 36 of them
-and here we are


And in other news:

How to make a shaggy_bear

Ingredients: 3 parts mercy 5 parts silliness 1 part ego

Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

Currently listening to: Scream Like a Baby
Currently reading: Middlesex
Currently feeling: velvet